Sunday, September 23, 2012

Dog Shaming

When lady came home from work & got on the pc she was checking out this site: Dog Shaming.com... She was laughing histerically too. So, furry friends beware when you're two legged buddies are placing signs & grabbing the camera. This is where that picture ends up. Or if you send it to me I'll post it... Afterall they are pretty funny.



... Guess I better stop chewing underwear & stealing kleenix out of the trash 
- Dallas

Sleepy Time

It's been a rough week! Sometimes I don't even mind sleeping next to that crazy cat... as long as she's quiet & keeps the light off.

- Bruiser

Friday, September 21, 2012

The Gremlin Bulldog: Bruiser

Born March 3, 2004

Hey! well round four years go my lady came across a flier, then she showed up & put me in the Jetta for the ride to her home. My old like wasn't much, but my new place was great then we moved to the country with a creek! Now that was fun. Love chasing leaves n sticks down the water. Only none of that deep stuff, can't swim. Now, we live in Topeka. Dallas is still around. Lady & Guy also brought home these other two yoohoos! We play. We fight.
I LOVE 5 gallon buckets & barrells! Anything I can chew on. Chasing tires & trucks has gotten me into trouble but I love them. I even jump at overpasses. A good cheap entertaining toy I like are water or 2 liter bottles. I also won't refuse a car ride either, especially riding shotgun! Water is a great entertainment piece. Back in Manhattan, there was an awesome fountain, you know the kind that sprise pop out of the ground that kids play in, is extremely fun to romp in. Wish Topeka would one.
I have 3 tricks: sit, lay down, & speak. Not very patient though, if there's a treat around I'll just run through my tricks one after another.

If I had a warning label:
 - When riding in vehicles: I will jump at overhead bridges, semi trucks, loud motorcycles, & hail. Also, bites the air if head out of window... I would love to jump only if it wasn't that far enough down.
 - During rainy season I wish for NO thunder & lightning or have a safe room. I will go crazy during a storm! My roommate's don't really like it.
 - Wheels: Dangerous. I will take out your bike OR skates. I attacks the lawn mover. Chases any vehicle. (note: has been run over for doing this...twice)
 - I will beg for a place in bed or on the couch...especially if it's cold. Don't you dare turn on the light either. I am great at kennelling up & dressing up... a real ham! That is, when I want to. I love people! Even the little ones. The lady likes to say, "that dog may make a mess but he also can light up your day with just one look."
I've got plenty of crazy moments to share!

- Bruiser

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